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ink king · Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2008 6:57 am Post subject: Australian tattoo joke

there was 2 big tattooists (needles and driller) drinking in a rough pub in Sydney. after a couple of jugs of rum and coke a real posh looking bloke walks in and orders a beer. driller spots him from across the bar and points him out to needles and says "look at this silly bugger he is in this really rough pub and he is wearing a $1000 suite with gold cuff links and them shoes must be anther $1000 if he not care full he is going to get robed" to witch needles replies " dont worry about him he look likes a lawyer he can afford to get robed" driller then scrunches up his face and says "piss of my nephew is a lawyer and he dont make that much money I reckon hes a stock broker" needles didnt like being told to piss of and replied " go get #@%^ed I tattooed a stock broker last week and sure as hell didnt look like that". anyway the argument carried for another ten min until driller had to take a wizz. after driller had finished his slosh he was washing his hands when the posh bloke walks in, spoting his chance to win his argument with needles he says to the posh bloke "excuse me mate but me and my friend have been drinking hear for a long time and this is the first time we have ever seen anyone like you in here and and we were wondering what you do for a living". the posh bloke replies and says Im a logical scientist" now driller was a bit confused and asked "ok what dose a logical scientist do" the posh bloke replies "Ill show you, do you have gold fish?" driller says "yes" the posh bloke then asks "do you have it in a bowl or a pond" drillers replies "a pond" then the logical scientist says " then it would be logical to assume that you have a large yard" driller says " yeah I got a large yard Iv got 3 acres of land in the prime part of the Sydney" then the posh bloke says "well if you have a large block of land then it is logical to assume you have a large house" driller says "I got a 6 bedroom house so yeah I got a big house" then the posh bloke says "if you have a large house then it would e logical to assume you have a large family" driller replies " I got a wife and five kids I guess I got a big family" then the posh bloke asked " well if you have a wife and a large family then its logical to assume you have a good **** life" driller replies " six nights out of seven so yeah I got it good" the posh blokes then says "if you have a good **** life then its logical to assume you dont masturbate very often" driller says "not since I was 17 no I dont masturbate very often" the poash bloke then says " well there you go from asking you about your fish I can logically work out everything about your home to your **** life" driller replies "wow Im impressed" and walks out to get another jug of rum and returns to the table and turns to needles and says "I found out what that posh bloke dose for a living" needles replies "yeah what dose he do then" driller says "hes a logical scientist" needles replies "whats a logical scientist?" driller replies "Ill explain it to you, do you have a gold fish?" needles replies "no why do you ask" driller takes a mouth full of rum and coke and says "well then its logical to assume your a wanker"

mommabird · Posted: Sun Mar 23, 2008 11:49 am Post subject:

love it!