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rowdy
Tattoo addict
Joined: 05 Feb 2007
Posts: 1370
Location: IN MY BED
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 Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 6:21 pm Post subject: AN ODE TO O.B |
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OUR O,B HE HAD A MOUNTAIN BIKE HE RODE IT ROUND AND ROUND,
TILL ONE SAD DAY HE HIT A TREE AND HE FELL TO THE GROUND
OH MY GOD OUR O,B CRIED IM FEELING RATHER SILLY
IVE HURT MY KNEE MY ANKLE TO BUT MOSTLY ITS MY WILLY.
O,B CHECKED HIS KNEE ,HIS ANKLE HE HAD SNAPPED IN TWO
HIS HELMET SCRATCHED AND DENTED WHERE ONCE IT LOOKED BRAND NEW
HIS LYCRA SHORTS ONCE SO TIGHT WERE NOW ALL TORN AND SHREDDED
THIS WAS JUST THE MOMENT THAT DEAR O,B HAD DREADED
WHILE FLYING THROUGH THE AIR O,B HAD LET OUT SUCH A YELL
CAUSE HED JUST RIPPED HIS KNACKERS OFF ON HIS BIG OLD RUSTY BELL
A BLOODY KNEE A BROKEN FOOT HIS KNACKERS FLYING FREE
AT LEAST IM STILL ALIVE HE SAID HOW MUCH WORSE COULD IT BE
AND THEN HE SAW IT DANGLING A SIGHT SO STRANGE TO SEE
POOR OBES WILLY DANGLING FROM THE BRANCHES OF A TREE
HIS BALLS WERE GONE HIS ANKLE BROKE OBE EVEN HURT HIS KNEE
THATS IT SOD THIS FOR A LARK NO MORE MOUNTAIN BIKES FOR ME
CAUSE THE SIGHT THAT UPSET HIM MOST THAT DAY WAS HIS WILLY IN A TREE.
STILL THERES ONE GOOD THING TO COME FROM THIS THATS HAPPENED HERE TO ME
I WONT HAVE TO SAVE MY CASH NO MORE FOR THAT DAMN VASECTOMY, NOW IM OFF UP TO THE HOSPITAL FOR A STRAPADICKTAME. |
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oh_bugger
Tattoo addict
Joined: 13 Sep 2006
Posts: 518
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very good
im getting odd looks from the people in the office, they seem to think laughing at 08.30 is not the done thing |
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Torie
Tattoo addict
Joined: 14 May 2007
Posts: 127
Location: Adelaide
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| Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 7:54 am Post subject: |
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 Me thinks Rowdy has been up all night working on that one   |
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nancy
Tattoo addict
Joined: 10 Mar 2007
Posts: 251
Location: Netherlands
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| Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2007 3:33 pm Post subject: |
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Whahahaha  |
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rowdy
Tattoo addict
Joined: 05 Feb 2007
Posts: 1370
Location: IN MY BED
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| Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2007 3:36 pm Post subject: |
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| hey where you been hooi lady ive missed ya did ya get a light sentence then i told you ya would |
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nancy
Tattoo addict
Joined: 10 Mar 2007
Posts: 251
Location: Netherlands
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| Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2007 4:01 am Post subject: |
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| Yes just released yesterday |
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ShinyShiny
Tattoo lover
Joined: 28 Jun 2007
Posts: 20
Location: England
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| Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 12:41 pm Post subject: |
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LMAO that is fantastic.
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rowdy
Tattoo addict
Joined: 05 Feb 2007
Posts: 1370
Location: IN MY BED
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| Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 2:18 pm Post subject: |
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| thank yoo shinytwice |
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