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BEST CHAT UP LINES

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rowdy
Tattoo addict


Joined: 05 Feb 2007
Posts: 1340
Location: IN MY BED

PostPosted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 8:52 am Post subject: BEST CHAT UP LINES Reply with quote

BEST CHAT UP LINES
ok guys and gals and not quite sures, heres the idea ,everyone posts their best chat up line o,b and chic can be the judges (havent asked em yet).The winner gets an all expenses paid trip to a chip shop of your choice,(up to a value of £3,75. the winning contestant will have the pleasure of picking any member to be their date based on PERSONALITY. The winner may also ask any member 3 questions to help them pick a date,ok.
now dont be shy and let me down get thinking and post,Iwill start here goes.

Baby please tell me your name, because last night in my dreams i could only call you angel. Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed
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the magician
Tattoo addict


Joined: 21 Feb 2007
Posts: 797
Location: NEWCASTLE STAFFS

PostPosted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 9:55 am Post subject: Reply with quote

Rowdy hows about GET HOME MY LAD What ever goes through your head.
I cant turn my back for 5 mins and you are at it again. Shocked Embarassed
Sorry everybody cant take him anywhere. Rolling Eyes Laughing
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chic
Tattoo addict


Joined: 22 Sep 2006
Posts: 1547
Location: in my house

PostPosted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 2:45 pm Post subject: Reply with quote

I am the judge.... Shocked Shocked Shocked

are you bored by chance rowdy... Laughing
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rowdy
Tattoo addict


Joined: 05 Feb 2007
Posts: 1340
Location: IN MY BED

PostPosted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 4:37 pm Post subject: Reply with quote

just wanted a lady whoose obviously used to being chatted up and must have heard em all Smile
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Torie
Tattoo addict


Joined: 14 May 2007
Posts: 127
Location: Adelaide

PostPosted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 7:33 pm Post subject: Reply with quote

i honestly cant think of one. long time since i heard a pick up line. actually, i think i usually use them on the guys more than they use them on me. I did pick up a guy once asking if he was going to ride the bull! (we were at a country western thin)..LOL
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rowdy
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Joined: 05 Feb 2007
Posts: 1340
Location: IN MY BED

PostPosted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 7:36 pm Post subject: Reply with quote

ok come on guys show these leeeeeervly ladeeeez what ya made of chat em up. Cool Razz
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mystic_sphynx
Tattoo lover


Joined: 17 Apr 2007
Posts: 75
Location: Brisneyland australia

PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 2:10 am Post subject: Reply with quote

i think some of the cheesier ones i've heard are ..."is that a run in your stocking or a stair way to heaven" " did i hurt when you fell from heaven" one that usualy works is can i buy you a drink or the one i used on my hubby " i don't have any money could you buy me a drink please (big puppy dog eyes)
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fQ_sir
Tattoo lover


Joined: 26 Sep 2007
Posts: 9

PostPosted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 11:15 am Post subject: Reply with quote

'Think of a number between one and ten'
'Erm, three?'
'You lose, take off your top'
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Garyzda1
Tattoo addict


Joined: 06 Jul 2007
Posts: 560
Location: Calgary, Alberta, Canada

PostPosted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 1:59 pm Post subject: Reply with quote

"Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living? "

"Do you like strawberries or blueberries better? I just want to know what to put in your pancakes tomorrow morning."

"Should I break it to your friend that she's going home alone?"

Very Happy
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deedee26190
Tattoo lover


Joined: 26 Sep 2007
Posts: 69
Location: Northern Ireland

PostPosted: Sun Sep 30, 2007 12:46 pm Post subject: Reply with quote

"HEY WHATS YOUR NAME? MY NAMES DOUG, THATS GOD BACKWARDS WITH A LITTLE BIT OF YOU WRAPPED UP IN IT"

"YOU'LL DO...GET YOUR COAT"

"IVE LOST MY NUMBER, CAN I HAVE YOURS?"
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Kohai
Tattoo addict


Joined: 22 Aug 2007
Posts: 179
Location: Alabama

PostPosted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 11:24 am Post subject: Reply with quote

Would you like **** On The Beach.

And after being slapped soundly. Geez lady. I was just trying to order you a drink!!!!
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