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boudicea · Tattoo lover Joined: 15 Sep 2007 Posts: 1 Location: nyc

This is review I posted on another site but it seems more appropriate here. Enjoy....

I walked in and the pretentious little poser on the desk just sat there sucking on her own face, sneering and rolling her eyes. Apparently I wasn't wearing the appropriate anarchist "uniform" so she felt it was beneath her to speak to me about a tattoo. No Hello no nothing. I said I wanted to talk to someone about a tattoo and she was like, sigh, sneer,Yeah? as if how dare I ask such a question and kept sucking on her face. I said I wanted an agriglyph and she sneered, bored "a WHAAT?"
IT"S a F***** CROP CIRCLE THAT ISN'T ROUND!!!! Ever meet someone proud of their own ignorance? You must of met the wannabe princess at Sacred tattoo! Infact...wait a F*** minute....this chick works at a place called "Sacred Tattoo" and she doesn't know what a F**** agriglyph is?!!? If I asked for nancy and Syd 4-EVA I'd bet she'd know what I was talking about. No would you like to talk to someone, check out the spot, nothing, like I was crapping the place up and I should hurry up and leave before a REAL customer came in, saw someone not wearing head to toe black and fled in a panic.
My take......the receptionist is a a mediocre middle class suburbanite that got overlooked and ignored ALWAYS back home and she figures that now that she works in...gasp... A TATTOO PARLOUR....WOW! that'll show those stuck up pretentious bitches that ignored her back in the day..... now it's her turn to be what she(no doubt) has always said she hated (but secretly envied)....a snotty elitist little cheerleader......in other words her Mind is every bit as mediocre as her face and all the ink in the world won't change that. She needs to get her (I'm guessing, since it's sooo Fashionable for ignorant middle class posers to strike this pose) anarchist politics straight and stop disrespecting the working classes that come in for a consultation. You can take the bitch out of the middleclass suburbs but you can't take the middleclass suburbs out of the bitch. "Hey, it's NOT about your LOOKS, it's about your APPEARANCE!' Yeah okay honey, way to rise above your bourgoise values. You skin deep muppet.
F*** this place. There's only about 40 zillion tattoo parlours in New York. Go ANYWHERE else. Unless you too are a fashionable middle class poser then you will fit right in. You can have a trendy circle jerk over how much your mommy and daddy spent on art school for their special little snowflake. Antoinette would like to add......and rabbit on about how much they hate "conformists" ,lmfao, some of the most ******* black block , fire bombing motherf****s don't have ANY tats. If you're actually DOING ***** instead of just posing like you do tats can be a liability.

It's like gangsters....the real deal treats people with respect....the posers act like fools. I have since read that the owner, Wes Wood, is a tattooist from back in the day. This ignorant fool on the desk must be sucking his dick to still have a job there. Business is business and chasing business away because they don't follow the anarchist "dress code" is fucking retarded. You think with your mind, not your eyes. She fails no matter which you use. Sorry Wes, but I will never be back. There's too much talent these days to have to put up with posers.