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Kohai Tattoo addict
Joined: 22 Aug 2007 Posts: 179 Location: Alabama
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Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 3:42 am Post subject: Question for the day |
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| If a tree falls in the woods does a squirrell grab its nuts and run? |
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oh_bugger Tattoo addict
Joined: 13 Sep 2006 Posts: 516
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Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 3:58 am Post subject: |
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no the squirell punches the woodpecker for recking its home.
If 1+1 is 2 and 2+2 is 4 why is my hair turning grey ? |
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Kohai Tattoo addict
Joined: 22 Aug 2007 Posts: 179 Location: Alabama
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Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 3:22 pm Post subject: |
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Because you just saw your fat neighbor lady nekkid in her window and it scared the beJesus out of you.
What's green and red and goes 90 miles per hour? |
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rowdy Tattoo addict
Joined: 05 Feb 2007 Posts: 1340 Location: IN MY BED
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Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 7:49 pm Post subject: |
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| tell me then????? |
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tommy raine Tattoo lover
Joined: 30 Aug 2007 Posts: 46 Location: hershey pennsylvania
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Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 12:28 am Post subject: 90 mph..... |
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| a frog in a blender maybe....? |
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tat2dubby Tattoo lover
Joined: 08 Sep 2007 Posts: 4 Location: Tampa Fl.
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Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 6:30 pm Post subject: Re: Question for the day |
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| [quote="Kohai"]If a tree falls in the woods does a squirrell grab its nuts and run?[/quote] If one keeps there nuts in the bag they came in, One would not have to grab its nuts just the bag. Cofuscious Squirrell says. keep nuts in bag not just laying around. Master SlingerDawg |
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Garyzda1 Tattoo addict
Joined: 06 Jul 2007 Posts: 560 Location: Calgary, Alberta, Canada
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Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 11:23 pm Post subject: |
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This thread is nucking futs.  |
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dickyknee Tattoo addict
Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 572 Location: Australia
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Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 5:56 pm Post subject: |
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[quote="Garyzda1"]This thread is nucking futs. [/quote]
yes it is , but it fits in well around here  |
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Kohai Tattoo addict
Joined: 22 Aug 2007 Posts: 179 Location: Alabama
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Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 9:54 pm Post subject: |
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How many chauvenist men does it take to change a light bulb?
None, let the b**** cook in the dark.  |
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rowdy Tattoo addict
Joined: 05 Feb 2007 Posts: 1340 Location: IN MY BED
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Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 5:02 am Post subject: |
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| Right you can pack that in right now, i have enough of this off magi and chic ,now YOU \11111.No its stopping right here lady im putting my footdown FIRMLY..wish i could do those exclmation thingys instead of no1s all the time. |
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the magician Tattoo addict
Joined: 21 Feb 2007 Posts: 803 Location: NEWCASTLE STAFFS
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Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 5:11 am Post subject: |
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[quote="Kohai"]How many chauvenist men does it take to change a light bulb?
None, let the b**** cook in the dark. [/quote]
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Kohai Tattoo addict
Joined: 22 Aug 2007 Posts: 179 Location: Alabama
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Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 9:51 pm Post subject: |
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[quote="rowdy"]Right you can pack that in right now, i have enough of this off magi and chic ,now YOU \11111.No its stopping right here lady im putting my footdown FIRMLY..wish i could do those exclmation thingys instead of no1s all the time.[/quote]
Just watch WHERE you put your foot down Rowdy or you might end up putting it "firmly" in a pile of something you don't want to step in. |
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Garyzda1 Tattoo addict
Joined: 06 Jul 2007 Posts: 560 Location: Calgary, Alberta, Canada
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Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 11:38 pm Post subject: |
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[quote="Kohai"]How many chauvenist men does it take to change a light bulb?
None, let the b**** cook in the dark. [/quote]
Why do they allow women on the space shuttle?
The right women is about 20 pounds lighter than a dishwasher.
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Kohai Tattoo addict
Joined: 22 Aug 2007 Posts: 179 Location: Alabama
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Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 12:17 am Post subject: |
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[quote="Garyzda1"][quote="Kohai"]How many chauvenist men does it take to change a light bulb?
None, let the b**** cook in the dark. [/quote]
Why do they allow women on the space shuttle?
The right women is about 20 pounds lighter than a dishwasher.
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Well, I see you and Rowdy will get along grandly with your corrupted sense of humor. Good one though!  |
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rowdy Tattoo addict
Joined: 05 Feb 2007 Posts: 1340 Location: IN MY BED
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Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 2:24 am Post subject: |
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hahahahahaha,hehehehehe,good one garyzda 1.now giils back to the kitchen .  |
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chic Tattoo addict
Joined: 22 Sep 2006 Posts: 1550 Location: in my house
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Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 4:03 pm Post subject: |
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| why does your pee smell after eating asparagus...mmmmm ponder... |
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the magician Tattoo addict
Joined: 21 Feb 2007 Posts: 803 Location: NEWCASTLE STAFFS
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Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 4:16 pm Post subject: |
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Dont know but rowdy says when ever he has sugar puffs his smells of sugar puffs very strange.Rowdy that is  |
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chic Tattoo addict
Joined: 22 Sep 2006 Posts: 1550 Location: in my house
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Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 4:24 pm Post subject: |
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that happens to hubby too..
must be a man thing...
are you going to the brighton convention. |
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the magician Tattoo addict
Joined: 21 Feb 2007 Posts: 803 Location: NEWCASTLE STAFFS
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Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 4:48 pm Post subject: |
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[quote="chic"]that happens to hubby too..
must be a man thing...
are you going to the brighton convention.[/quote] Dont think so no are you.
Must be a mans thing funny creatures men  |
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