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oh_bugger · Tattoo addict Joined: 13 Sep 2006 Posts: 506

Here it is the chance for us all to moan about everything that is annoying us from a bad day to the dog running off with the wife tell us about it here.

If you want advice and compassion (yeh right) then start your post with Dear O_B and i may be able to resolve all of your lives little woes.

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All advice offered is purely for fun actually acting on any advice will result in more woes disstress and probable bodily injury Oh_Bugger cant afford to be sued so please dont.[/size:e63a9c3296][/size]

chic · Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 6:08 am Post subject:

dear O/B, where are all the fans of tattoo's gone..
i can understand why theres not more on here...
its a cool site,
so please tell me why?

look forward to your reply.

by the way its my birthday today too. just a useless bit of information there...

bigcountry · Tattoo lover Joined: 27 Oct 2006 Posts: 37

happy belated b-day chic.

oh_bugger · Tattoo addict Joined: 13 Sep 2006 Posts: 506

[quote:6130c15dcc="chic"]dear O/B, where are all the fans of tattoo's gone..
i can understand why theres not more on here...
its a cool site,
so please tell me why?

look forward to your reply.

by the way its my birthday today too. just a useless bit of information there...[/quote:6130c15dcc]

Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy oh s*d this.

All the fans of tattooing have moved to a better place where there is no such thing as computers as that is suggestive of work, the only work that may happen in this place is the fine art of tattooing, each tattooist in this place is the technical match of Paul Booth with the life experience and humour of Lyle Tuttle, there is never a waiting time for the artist and it doesnt hurt when they ink you.

Sadly due to some serious sins in our lifes we are not yet deemed worthy of enterance to this nirvana (think heaven not band, although the band were quite good). What i suggest is some serious periods of meditation followed by prayers to whichever diety supports tattooing the most.

Yours in a random waffle

O.B

mgray767 · Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 8:50 pm Post subject:

That sounds like a pretty nice place to be. Do they have to pay for the ink in this new mysterious world or are they beyond that too??!? The only thing, some pain is a good thing, I couldn't imagine going to get a tattoo and not have even a little pain. But then again I may just be a FREAK!!!! oH WELL.

oh_bugger · Tattoo addict Joined: 13 Sep 2006 Posts: 506

In Nirvana all things are free the roads are twisty and the bikes are fast there is an abundance of pubs and they sell nice food (which is rare down here).

As for pain thats fine when you reach this blessed state you will be given a catle prod.

the inca · Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 5:47 am Post subject:

Also in this Nirvana....as you ink someone and their body suit is complete and it seems they have no more skin left to tattoo...another space magically appears!!!!

TattoodScotsman · Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 1:15 pm Post subject:

[quote:e84d617f1c="the inca"]Also in this Nirvana....as you ink someone and their body suit is complete and it seems they have no more skin left to tattoo...another space magically appears!!!![/quote:e84d617f1c]

That may just be because they are [b:e84d617f1c]REALLY[/b:e84d617f1c] happy at their suit being finnished...ya might not be too happy where the extra skin appears from Shocked

TattoodScotsman · Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 1:24 pm Post subject:

Dear O/B,
figured I'd give you what you initially asked for in this thread....My new Bride ( of 10 months at the time) decided we shouldnt have gotten married....so now we are not going to be anymore- but I'd already signed a lease for a tennant in my home for a year- which doesnt expire until Feb- so me and the soon to be Ex missus are still living together....
....oh yeah...she told me this a month before going in for the first of two shoulder surgeries that will have me out of commission for the next year...
....oh,thats right...she told me it 3 months after I'd just bought her the Range Rover I'd always wanted....fuckity-fuck

oh_bugger · Tattoo addict Joined: 13 Sep 2006 Posts: 506

Dear scotsman

The answer to your dillema is simple, i propose life insurance for her and accident and medical cover for yourself.

Once this cover is in place take her for a drive on return to your house drive straight through the house wall. Hence housing problem solved.

You must ensure that your soon to be ex spouse suffers a huge trauma in the "accident" and ceases to be thus solving the wife problem and earning you loads of money as a bonus.

The car will be replaced under its insurance so you still have the car you wanted and the medical cover will fix your shoulder as you claim it was caused by the accident.

Yours

O.B

bigcountry · Tattoo lover Joined: 27 Oct 2006 Posts: 37

DEAR OB,

I have this strong compassion for tattoos, but my wife doen't share this same compassion. As soon as I get one, and it heals I am ready to get another, but she is always like you don't need another. How can I get her to share this undying compassion with me. Btw she has one. We actually got our first together.

Thanks,
Big country

oh_bugger · Tattoo addict Joined: 13 Sep 2006 Posts: 506

[quote:97efa572ce="bigcountry"]DEAR OB,

I have this strong compassion for tattoos, but my wife doen't share this same compassion. As soon as I get one, and it heals I am ready to get another, but she is always like you don't need another. How can I get her to share this undying compassion with me. Btw she has one. We actually got our first together.

Thanks,
Big country[/quote:97efa572ce]

Sorry you wait for them to heal before you get the next one ??

bigcountry · Tattoo lover Joined: 27 Oct 2006 Posts: 37

well my artist requests i wait at least a week